The Best 'That's what she said!' in the East

I was sitting at the back of a tourbus in Xian with some of my compadres.

Throughout the trip it was reiterated that we should periodically check our bags and make sure we still had our passports.

In Xian we had an uberhot tourguide who kind of reminded me of Yoko Ono if Yoko was ever hot, which she wasn't...this chick could have totally played Yoko on TV and made it look good on John.

Anyways, in her Chinese accent she said "Make sure you have your passports...ok don't be lazy, touch it"

"that's what she said"

LOLs all around.

I rule.