Tramp-O-Vision

I saw this stupid show...not even five seconds worth and it blew my mind. It's not because it was a new concept, it just amazes me how many women line up to whore themselves out.

It was the Coyote Ugly reality show thing. Old whore tells new whores how to be good dancing-on-bar whores...they like to cultivate the blondes with grunty Christina Aguilera voices..

That shows gotta be in its what? Third season? What the fuck!

How many people signed up to be with Flava Flave? The dude looks like he has AIDS...I mean, even more so than Moby does.

Fuckin' lining up for Brett Michaels? The guys a fucking has-been. He has been a has-been since the first time Nirvana played on the radio and everyone went "what the hell?"

Don't even get me started on the Dallas Cowboy cheerleader auditions.

Dancer ALWAYS means stripper.

Seriously, put a little effort into raising your daughters.