Something I need to get off my chest: If I post this on other boards I use, it would start a seething flame war because everyone is a sensitive little pussy who doesn't believe in capital punishment, or making others feel bad about themselves for consistently fucking up in life, much less insult the dead. Anyhooo Boyd Coddington died last week. Hopefully his legacy did too.
A lot of people have been on message boards I frequent, calling him a pioneer, visionary, etc. He was not.
What Boyd Coddington did (along with certain few others) was take a backyard hobby and turn it into a multi-million dollar rich boys club, essentially robbing those that started it of future undertakings.
He led the way for all these fucking retirees with fat wallets to take a perfectly good deuce coupe, and retrofit it with air conditioning, power windows, and automatic transmissions, and turned car meets into family friendly, ‘no burnouts please!’ bullshit. Your fucking family doesn't need to be involved with everything you do. Nobody wants sticky fingered little kids running in between cars with melty soft serve ice cream cones. It's bad enough that we have to endure candy-sweet '50s music on full blast (fucking rockabilly PLEASE! Johnny Cash, Carl Perkins, Jerry Lee...definitely not the fucking Beach Boys).
If you want a car with air, buy a fucking new one. Little kids deserve to be scared by uncapped headers and lopey cams. It inspires certain few. Billet aluminum does not.
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| I don't know who this guy is, but let me tell you something: Putzing around in a Geo Metro with no AC is decidedly not cool. |
Oh, and BTW - did you hear about Ali? She claims to be pregnant again. I think she's just having trouble losing the baby weight from the last time and is pulling the wool over our eyes.
| Maybe you'll luck out. My buddy's father has one of those cars...it's been a while since I've seen it, but I remember how excited I was at first to see it...and then I looked inside. Speaking of rockabilly, I saw Dave Smith & The Country Rebels recently and they were great. Check them out on MySpace. Their new album is purchase-worthy too. |
My father owns a '67 Dodge Demon. He passed me down his '77 Trans Am Firebird. All standard though. I had to learn real quick. |