WTF

I don't understand why people think it's ok to call me at all hours of the goddamned night.

Seriously, I've been working a regular first shift, full time job for what? Almost four years now?

Not cool to call me at midnight on a monday. I don't care who you are, or how great of a time you're having, or even how bad of a time you're having. I don't care, and you should fucking grow up.

As a matter of fact, don't call me or text me past 9 p.m. on the weekend either. Chances are I'm enjoying a quiet evening at home. Believe me, the keg party you're at isn't *the* keg party of a lifetime, and even if it was, again, I'm kinda too old for that kind of shit.

This is why I'll be getting a new number soon, and a lot of people won't be getting it.